What NOT to do 365: cook plastered…
Posted: August 31, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, Acting, actor, actress, always taste your food, Anastassiou, Bolognese with a kick, chef secrets, contaminated food, cook plastered, cook with a band-aid, Crazy, dinner's not ready, dinner's ready, do I do the right thing, food for the vampires, Health Unit Coordinators Week, kitchen confessions, kitchen nightmares, morality and ethics test, never make dinner in a hurry, now you see it now you don't, pasta with a side of human flesh, special ingredient, spit it out, spy cam, stop it, tales of the wounded, tongue out, what is that, what not to do 365, who needs seasoning, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment
What NOT to do 365: slow slink…
Posted: August 30, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, ab muscles, Acting, actor, actress, Anastassiou, base boards, bedroom acrobatics, box spring, controlled slink, Crazy, fear of breaking myself, hard mattresses, how not to be a slinky, leg muscles, not a gymnast, not bendy, not flexible, shirtless, short shorts, Slinky Day, slow backflip, slow sink, slow slink onto a bed base, sports bra shenanigans, thank goodness I did not do this down the stairs, thump, too firm, trust exercise, trust fall, tummy, up my shorts, what not to do 365, where are my abs at, woman down, work in progress, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment
What NOT to do 365: sparkle topless…
Posted: August 29, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, Acting, actor, actress, after hours, Anastassiou, clothes needed, clothes off always except doing this, Crazy, do not sparkle topless, don't do what I do, express yourself, feel the heat, fire without the flame, girls gone wild, Go Topless Day, happy birthday daddy, i need adult supervision, inappropriate way to celebrate, let the girls be free, low hanging fruit is still fruit, never light sparkler in mouth, nip on fire, nipple bling, not leading by example, party of one, sparklers, sparkles, sparkly tatas, what mummy does when the kids are in bed, what not to do 365, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment
What NOT to do 365: cool down…hardcore…
Posted: August 27, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, a lot of work for no reward, Acting, actor, actres s, Anastassiou, big bum, chilled to the bone, cold box myself, cool down hardcore, cool me down, cool off, Crazy, empty the freezer, freeze, freezer burn, frozone, get in the freezer, hanging out with the frozen peas, how not to cool yourself down, how not to lower your body temp, ice ice baby, instant cooling, mad house, National Safe at Home Week, post Beachbody, post workout, so hot, stuck in the arctic, sweat in my frozen vegetables, sweat marks, what not to do 365, will I fit, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment
What NOT to do 365: with old soup…
Posted: August 26, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, Acting, actor, actress, Anastassiou, are you ok, bad parenting, Be Kind to Humankind Week, Crazy, do you really want to hurt me, dry heaving, finger licking good, getting him back for yesterday, help me, how to make an 8 year old wretch, how to make fake vomit, i dont feel well, if you're gonna spew spew into this, it's soup, jackass, look in there, man down, mean mommy, mummy doesn't feel well, prank with old soup, pranks gone wild, sink spew, the puke prank, took it too far, vomit prank, what not to do 365, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment
What NOT to do 365: use an elastic band…
Posted: August 25, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, accident or on purpose, Acting, actor, actress, Anastassiou, arm muscles, challenge girl, Crazy, crazy dog, do not use an elastic band, don't let go, elastic band tug of war, get mummy back, I like to win, mother in denial, no bra days, ouch, ping, pull me, put your money where your mouth is, revenge, show me what you got son, smackdown, strength test, Tug of War Day, use what you have, what not to do 365, where is my sorry, you shush it, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment
What NOT to do 365: the waffle challenge…
Posted: August 24, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, Acting, actor, actress, Anastassiou, burning, Crazy, don't say the word challenge to me, flick up, forever Challenge Girl, from toaster to mouth, get in my mouth, hot head, in and out, in the kitchen, National Waffle Day, now we wait, open wide, smoking hot, the waffle challenge, tie dye, toaster skills, toaster waffles, up and out, waffle flipping, waffle head, waffle on, what not to do 365, what to do with frozen waffles, who needs plates, why can't I eat like a normal person, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment
What NOT to do 365: leave a bandaid on a burn…
Posted: August 23, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, Acting, actor, actress, Anastassiou, bite down on something, chef at work, cooking injury, Crazy, do not leave a bandaid on a burn, don't do this, enjoy your dinner you're welcome, healing needs oxygen, hurt like a motherbleeper, just do it, National Chef's Appreciation Week, needs to breathe, nothing is worse than childbirth, open wound, oven door burn, plastered to my plaster, rip it off fast, rip off the skin, slow reflex, stuck to my skin, suck it up, what happens when you leave a bandaid on too long, what not to do 365, what not to do with a skin burn oozing wound, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment
What NOT to do 365: twist the tampon talk…
Posted: August 22, 2021 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 365, Acting, actor, actress, Anastassiou, avoiding the talk, bad parenting, bleeding, child innocence, Crazy, facts of life, false information, how not to parent, i didnt think he would actually do it, I'll tell you when you're older, it won't fit, kids are like sponges, National Bad Day, nose tampon, nosebleeder, not all a lie, now the toddler wants to try it, plug it up, puppet parenting, soakage, that time of the month, the problem with white lies, travel Tampax, twist the tampon talk, what not to do 365, what's in your wallet, wrong hole, Zoe, Zoe Anastassiou Leave a comment